Central Park Rangers FC

One of the brothers Guzijan has to do them so I figured I would draft them up quickly while our least proud moments are still at the top of my head….

Ernesto – $1 for the rent a car fiasco…I’d rather walk to and from the game rather than take $80 from our bar tab. This team has habits to take care of.
Sewards - $2 for approving the rent a car fiasco…I believe we had 13 cars driving to the game, and only 11 driving back.
Rorey and Corey – $2 each ….That is a dollar for each of you for stepping on the field, and another dollar for each of you for complaining about the “quality of play” after the game. That is like Bin Laden complaining about terrorism.
Mazzi – $1….you already knew this one was coming….the throw in off the head, to the swinging leg kick miss, to the falling down sitting in the middle of the field where you simply just said “sub”. Reminded me of a reenactment of a Karate Kid II scene.
Ben – $1 for the throw in that bounced over your head and into the back of our net, stop playing around a grow a few inches already.
Myself – $2 I guess its only fair to fine myself for each free kick that I blasted into Siberia. It was the field I swear.
Steve Roberts – $1 for giving us a straight face talked before the Reds game about how you are not going to favor either side if you are going to ref this game. Then you get another $1 because I put a finger in your butt while you were giving the speech and you still didn’t laugh.
Myself - $1 for putting a finger in Steve Roberts butt and thinking that it would be funny.
Everybody that played in the Reserves game $1 – for drinking all of Trygve’s beer without even saving him one beer.
Trygve - $1 for actually thinking one of the alcoholics on our team was actually going to save you a beer.
Robbie (The Fornigator) – $1 for actually denying your first jager bomb as a member of the team…I don’t think I have ever heard of such non sense before, there will be a team meeting about this in the future.
Gonzo – $2 ….1 dollar for your buddy Rich missing an open net (I can’t fine him) and another dollar for your other buddy wearing his nice pink shirt with his collar up all day. Does he happen to know Rob Chilton?
Ciaran - $1 for pretending to be a forward for the day. As if you and Illija don’t already spend enough “QT” together now we are going to have you two hold hands up front all season?
SPEAKING OF MAN LOVE….
Charlie and New Sean – $8 each…that’s 1$ for each time at the bar that we had to hear you two Irish fools declare your love for each other.
Charlie – “No seriously Nikle, I fucking love this kid.”
Sean – “Yo man I fucking love Charlie dude, hes the fucking man.”
Charlie – “Nikle man your boy Sean is fucking great, his laugh cracks me up.”
Sean – “ (high pitched squeal) hehehe Fucking Charlie man…that guys great”
That’s all I got in me for now…feel free to add your own, I’ll end up thinking of more as the day goes on anyways…
-Nikle