Central Park Rangers FC

I really don’t know what to say, Chilton.  As our resident celebrity gossip magazine guy we expect you to stay up on goings-on in the world of celebrity, so we don’t have to.  But it seems that over the past year you and your papparazzi cabal have been so busy hounding Britney to the brink of insanity and keeping tabs on Marko’s love-life (also so we don’t have to) that you failed to take note of the international celebrity playing right next to you in the midfield (sorry Javier – I’m not talking about you).  As you might expect, it took a real investigator to apply cutting edge investigative technique (read: one Jaeger-bomb) and drag this fantastic story to light.  Click on the link below and all will be explained.  Suffice it to say – Brendon is going back to Singapore for the girl . . . and because he’s a freakin’ rockstar!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOlovTXjhLk