Central Park Rangers FC

TIME TO STOP THE BLEEDING AND GO FOR THE THROAT ON SUNDAY!

Recent losses and dropped points have seen us slip down the table drastically, as we struggle to find any form whatsoever, both in the league and in Europe. If we don’t find a new gear for Sunday’s game then I fear we’ll sink into absolute oblivion. So man up guys, lean into the wind and find a little manhood for the fight ahead .Loose the sense of entitlement and grow a pair, and realize not everyone can wear the red kit. Your families, children and children’s children will forever mock your life if we loose this weekend, and suffer the shame of ever sharing your bloodline. Don’t bother turning up for training if we lose, as by then the memory of your existence will have been banished and your shortcomings mocked and youtubed to the world.

Opponents: FC Bulgaria

Venue: Met Oval
Date & Time: Sunday Oct 25th – 3pm & 5pm
Meet Details : Central Bar 1pm

Cars: Walk, fly, ride, crawl or swim. Your choice entirely, just show up.

Kits: Own up if you’re holding.